elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
fucking PERFECT IN EVERY WAY
Pair mean girls with anything and you will get a good result.
(Source: soen-neos)
#oh god you know remus would be in charge of the decorating because every time he picks out some curtains and shows them to sirius he’s just like I DON’T CARE MOONY JUST GET WHAT YOU WANT and remus is like no sirius we can get the eggshell or the taupe this is a very important decision and sirius is like FUCKING HELL THEY’RE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR AND THEY’RE JUST GOING TO GET DUST AND SHITE ON THEM ANYWAY and remus pouts but ends up buying the taupe because it’s warmer and it’ll look good with the new rug in the sitting room and sirius just follows him around bed bath and beyond and acts like he doesn’t care but when remus isn’t looking he throws 5 more packs of curtains in the cart because he knows remus is just going to shred the new ones during his ~time of the month~ and he always gets so embarrassed about having to come back and buy more curtains #remus lupin: domestic goddess #sirius black: terrible househusband who tracks mud all over the floors and puts his boots on the bed but then makes up for it by going down on remus while he’s reading
FUCKING IM DYING OH MY GOD
JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads:
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”
Guess who is going shopping at JCP from now on? THIS GURL.
I got my lab partner switched.
To EMIRIBOO! Yeah, bitches. I get to work with Emily for…like three more classes. WHATEVER.
no because this is actually fucking true this prick ass bitch can
- draw
- act
- pretty sure he can sing like a fucking angel
- and is like super shitting nice
- and it pisses me off
- and to add it all
- he is gorgeous
the only thing we can pick on him for is that he can’t cut fucking tomatoes
YEAH JUST TOMATOES
UGH I HATE THIS MAN (Not really)
Not only that, but he also
- Reads a significant amount
- Reads actual, intellectually stimulating literature
- Can carry out urbane conversations
- Is extraordinarily humble and modest
- Has the leanest waist I may have possibly ever seen
- Is ginger.
Some more stuff to add on to the list:
- his immense, extensive vocabulary
- the ability to look damn good in any type of hairstyle
- can maintain attractiveness even with that creeper!stache
- he can fucking write. Seriously, he could have chose to be a journalist or some shit. May I remind everyone about that holiday article he wrote?
Totally reblogging this again already just for the truth in the comments.
And may I add, he can also
- play piano
- play violin
- scuba dive
- rock climb
- ride motorbikes
- and to add to the writing thing, that piece he wrote about the carjacking was pretty bloody amazing too. I read it so early on after learning of his existence and I cried.
- oh yeah and his arts funding campaigning. YOU HERO.
- and his impressions are better than most impressionists I’ve seen
DAMN YOU CUMBERBATCH FOR MAKING ME FEEL SO INFERIOR I HATE YOU (I don’t really)
I also heard he’s
- a fucking fantastic lover
Fannishminded:
I Just want to stay here a moment and savor this.
I hate you you are too perfect.
there has to be something wrong with him. i bet he kills helpless virgins.
Guys… remember, HE CAN’T DRAW CHEESE!
I WILL CUT YOUR TOMATOES, BENNY.
Wait. He can draw? FUCKING GOD DAMN.
But seriously, guys. I think I may go sob under my blankets now.
Oh hell, now I NEED a shock blanket!!
EMILY WHY? THIS GUY ‘SPLODED MY OVARIES.
(Source: violentthrill)
Via Shotgun shuts his cakehole
The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a title or a description or anything speaks volumes. I mean look at the number of notes this has. There are so few people who don’t recognize it. And the song itself just gives you chills. It’s so magical.
this makes me cry.
i cry everytime
fuck crying
At first I thought “Hmm… what’s this? I hope it’s not a troll post…”
Then it started.
And I saw it…
I saw everything again…
And I remembered the very last scene…
And I shattered.
MANLY TEARS
click for instant tears.
… my childhood. right in the feels.
I DON’T EVEN NEED TO LISTEN I KNOW WHAT IT IS
BURY ME IN MY FEELS.
(Source: alphageek2011)
OF ALL THE FUCKING NAME OPTIONS, YOU CHOOSE MINE? ITS RIGHT ON MY EMAIL. THAT IS MY NAME. WHY WOULD YOU NAME YOUR DOUCHEBAG CHARACTER AFTER ME? WHY?
#DADS I CANT BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS TO ME #WE LOVE YOU SON #BUT YOU CAN’T DO THIS #THE STARS ARE NOT IN POSITION FOR SUCH A WEDDING #STAR #CAN’T DO IT #NOT TODAY
WHAT IS THIS I CAN’T EVEN OH GOD
(Source: disneyslove)
Via Veni, Vidi, Vici
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Hola! Bienvenidos a la...my blog? Shit. My name is Carly Lynn, respectively, and I'm thirteen. I...I've pathetically grown up on the internet. I have a few friends that also internet, but not many. I write, I read, I watch Disney movies, I eat, I cook, I internet, I sleep, I repeat. I occasionally visit this place called 'school'. I post a lot of pointless things, but only in short bursts. Then I'll be absent for a while. Please ask me questions. I'm always bored.
